I have a tiny Acer that is flooded with viruses.

You should probably get rid of them...
I have a battle hardened HP with a broken battery and crooked heat sink that has a tendency to burn my hand whenever I touch the exposed part.
And now the LMB is broken so I ordered a new mouse last night and it will arrive in approximately 1 month -_- so I have had to change my mouse controls to left handed for the time being.

bought it and i can tell you firsthand it is amazing i love just tossing junk around the desk and fucking with a patient's internal parts :3

ALSO
i didn't know this until today, but yesterday i watched a video of dopefish doing a play of a pre release build of hotline miami, he made a note of how it looks like it says "60 to car" instead of "go to car"

that is actually an achievement XD
you have to enter the car 60 times.

Emg, why did you change your avy? :C I liked your little sad dinosaur better!

Yeah swag. I'm gonna change it back swag. Right now swag

#sweg
#HAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I had less than half volume and that still raped my ears.

So what has everyone been doing?

Just been frolicking With your sister. (Who I hope is not underage).
Because I took her on a roller coaster ride. She enjoyed it. The problem was... She was too short to ride.

I don't think he has a sister...

emg, you said you hope monkeys sister is not underage when you are like, 13. (dah fuck)
and no, he doesn't from what i can remember, he has a brother.