^was mooned by a hoeboe

^booooooooooooom Headshot-ed!

^is......my son. [dramatic music]

^IS MY UNCLES GRANDFATHERS 14TH COUSIN 3RD REMOVED's SON!!!^
[even more dramatically dramatic music than shick would ever pull out of his ass ]

Nice...

[onTopic]^ Stole Bob Marley's hat and transforms into every 15 minutes.

^got arrested for stealing bob marleys hat and got brutally raped in prison

^Was pushed down a large drain pipe^

^ likes too much mario bros

^Got his head impaled upon a stick! ^.^

^Got owned by flying furniture while listening to "My Heart Will Go On"^