If you want to spend a bit more you could by a car or a house. They usually come with a free set of keys.

Hey hey. What's been going on.

Apparently it's now a new year.

Apparently... In a few hours will begin a new era of terror in the multiverse. ftw

Do you guys celebrate this day?

No, I drink.

Man, this is the first time I've been on the forum since last year...

Last year I drank. Today I hurled everywhere.

i havent stopped drinking this year and i havent yodelled into the porcelain canyon, so to speak. im such a manly man

Manly man is manly.