Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks"

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was to name sperm

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was to name sperm made by Retasim's

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was to name sperm made by Retasim's pet mouse "fert".

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was to name sperm made by Retasim's pet mouse "fert". Defective sperms. Like

Once there was a dick monster, his name; "puddleasticks". His job was to name sperm made by Retasim's pet mouse "fert". Defective sperms like "Ranbouk" and "HL

i like doing this..it is really fun xD

alright thats long enough for those that answered here are the answers...

1. He wrote "your exact weight"
2. EDAM
3. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten so therefore e,n,t
4. the room he was born in was named "1995"
5. it doesn't contain the letter "e"
6. the third man wasn't in the square

I got the first and second one right but you said I only got the 2nd one right >:

whatever trever...i mis-read it sorry...also these questions are getting hard to find-you do some :/