Question to discuss:
Girls( or guys i guess): if your boyfriend said he liked to wear panties, would it be dumpsville?
Stranger: kinky.
You: if your boyfriend likes to wear panties....
You: you should get another one
You: lol
Stranger: word,
Stranger: simply put.
Stranger: If I had a boyfriend, I'd want him to wear panties I guess o.o
Stranger: but unfortunately I'm straight :/
You: that would make him a bit weird lol
Stranger: not if you had a fetish for panties
You: hmmm true
Stranger: I mean, i'm not the only one am I?...
Stranger: am I?
You: ofc not lol there is always more people xD
Stranger: oh thats a relief
Stranger: I'm guessing you have a gender?
You: yes
Stranger: ehat a surprise
Stranger: what
You: i know right
You: xD
You: it ends with "ale"
You: ^^
Stranger: its obviously a female, right?
Stranger: I meant you're obviously
You: that is obviously
You: wrong?
You: right?
You: who knows :O
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: you're scared of the cold hard truth
You: nah
You: im male
You: lol
You: i was just joking
Stranger: Alriiiiiight, you're a he-she, right
Stranger: ?
Stranger: it makes sense
You: nah
You: just he
You: no she
Stranger: you're a 'heshefemale
You: it would be funny i would have a dick and a pussy
You: perfect masturbation
Stranger: or are you just a foetus who just cant decide?
Stranger: it wouldn't be masturbation ;)
You: yeah it would be self sex
You: beats the crap out of masturbation ;)
Stranger: how would you thrust yourself into yourself
Stranger: ?
You: with practise everything is possible
You: you just have to believe in yourself
You: xD
Stranger: oh wait I can do it
Stranger: ...I have some explaining to do, don't I?
You: i guess so ;)
You: you're also a heshefemale?
Stranger: well of course, theoretically, we could have 2 sexual intercourses at the same time
Stranger: I had trouble spelling simultaenious? or whatever
You: simultaneous? i dont know how to spell it correctly
Stranger: yeah thats right
Stranger: so uhh the weather today.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: the spy is obviously enjoying this conversation
Stranger: He/she came for an answer, they're gonna get one!
Stranger: alright now... if someone can get me some panties, whatever they are, and a camera, whatever they are
You: oh yeah i forgot about the spy
You: sup spy?
You: yeah you cant talk
You: :/
You: sucks right?
Stranger: lol we were so entertwined in our chat about shemales that we lost reality for a moment
You: yeah poor spy :/
You: he wanted an anwser and here we are talking about sexual gender confusion
Stranger: if you're a heshefemale, spy, then don't be afraid to let it out
we could go 6-way
You: 6-way is the best way to go
You: you should try it spy
Stranger: the spy has to be a closet heshefe, its like a closet homo but less complicated
You: he still needs to open the door of the closet
You: spy: its easy ;)
You: just open it and you will be free
Stranger: he still needs to unlock the closet
You: its in his pocket
You: he just needs to check it
You: the key*
Stranger: your back-pocket
You: yeah
Stranger: the one on the left
Stranger: I'm left handed so I check there first but you never know...
You: i bet the spy is both right and left handed
You: he practised with both
Stranger: ambi-dextruous for the win!
You: one hand to jerk off and the other to finger her/himself off
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: oh yeah. my name's Nathan, whats yours? and yours spy?
You: Andrew
Stranger: you sure?
You: spy is shy :/
You: he doesnt tell us his name
Stranger: so you're a male then?
You: im not sure let me check inside my underwear
You: brb
You: *unzips pants*
You: *checks*
You: yep im a male
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: Youre heshefemale, never forget that!
You: atleast i see a ballsack and a dick but maybe i have a pussy hidden between my balls
You: let me check it
Stranger: make sure not to mistake it foryour ass though
You: *cheking*
You: *orgasm*
Stranger: make sure you didnt see your ballsack first, eh?
You: shit my pussy is wet
You: i found my pussy :$
Stranger: Hppray!
Stranger: hooray*!
You: it was a surprise :o
You: *checking back-pockets*
You: what the fuck?
You: a key!?
Stranger: key?
Stranger: a key?
You: omg where am i??
You: i only see a door
Stranger: you have a computer in your closet?
You: what the fuck am it!?!?!
You: yes!
You: the door is getting bigger
Stranger: luckily youre tall?
You: i feel something....
You: its weird
Stranger: dude, I'm worrying my ass off for you man!
You: i need to open the door
You: please dont let me open it!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: *opens door*
Stranger: *hands clasped tightly, my palms budding with sweat, I wait patiently for what Andy will do next...*
You: *the lights are bright, i see some panties, they are pink, wait whos that
i think....*
You: *IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
You have disconnected.