Yo guys, I just got my new basset hound puppy<3 (He's about 1 1/2, 2 months old)
So I got home, and ya'know, I have a mother kitty and kittens here right?
So like I was all like 'hey, meet eachother, be best friends! :D'
-puts the puppy down-
Errybody sniffs eachother ;D
Happy ending? AW FUCK NO.
BOOM, MOTHER CAT GOES RACCOON TAIL, FUCKING FUR GOES UP ATTACKS MY SISTER (She has about 7 puncture wounds in her leg right now) I have about 4 on my inner thigh. Both of us were bleeding excessively.
Of course when this happened I was all literally like 'FUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFCCKUF -Backs away, locks self in a room- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUC CALL THE PO PO'. That little fucking cat was still going at me and I was like kicking her.
Fuck man, just fuck.
Anyways my puppy's sleeping next to me :D
The end.