lampshade's perfect day...
"beep beep beep!" the alarm clock rings as i clear the morning mist out of my head. i look out the window and see the same old backyard. "ugh, another boring day" i mumble to myself. suddenly, the door is flung wide open, making me yelp. the next moment, a huge humanoid robot bursts through the doorway, debris goes everywhere, and i shield my face with my forearm. "what the hell is going on here?" i blurt out. as i lower my arm, i realize the robot is pink, with feminine posture. "Captain! the zombies are back!" the mecha says, mechanically. i suddenly remember that the zombie apocalypse has arrived, and i am the only guy left on the planet, also, i have assembled a kickass group of heroins to aid me, some of which are from various anime. as this dawns on me, i grab the loaded winchester shotgun behind my bed and light my weed filled joint, "today, is gonna be a great day!" i say as i smile to myself. did i mention that i was fortunate enough to find an ammo stockpile that was right next to a marijuana field? oh, and the zombies drop beef jerky, bacon, and assorted cans of ice cold soda when killed. also, i am invincible.