also deady - i don't get the sunglasses one. Or is it some kind of metaphor for people hiding their true personality?
Not sure if these count, but I find them mildly entertaining.
"It's amazing how many unconventional people you meet at a convention."
"I used to mow grass at the cemetery but I quit because I was always afraid of getting buried in my work."
"Today I was going to jump off my house into a bucket of ice but I got cold feet."