uhm excuse me? Since when did a teenage girl Use their Donut Hole (so you speak of)
I have to say, all of the girls i know (so in their mid-teens) don't like guys who go around saying they've killed a bear or something. They go for the funny one's.
Eh, being funny means you are entertaining to be around, it also leads to the friend zone pretty quickly, also, you guys need to stop bawwing about failing with women and blaming it on being "too nice."
Also, everything in TV and movies is 100% true, right?