OH shit i got a good one. when i was in kidnergarten, i had this friend named stevee and he was kinda my friend but every day at the lunch table he'd play that one game that's like footsie but less gay and more rough under the table. he'd try to kick my legs and i told him to stop every day, and he hit me pretty hard. he'd do this every day of the year. so one day just trying to be nice i decided i would give in an play the stupid game with him. i tapped his leg. he cried. i had to go to the principal's office. at the time i was shy, so i was crying and i couldn't say anything. she asked me if i hit him, i said it's wasn't like that, and she sent me home with a slip that said i was in trouble for lying. WTF
I SWEAR, STEVEE, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU.
also this asian kid who was in 1st grade when i was in 3rd, ran into me at recess. there was a corner, i was walking towards it, and he ran around it from the other side, hit me and apparently said he had a black eye. i was WALKING. i got a "black card" for horsing around, and had to write him an apology letter. WTF IT WAS HIS FAULT.
Last edited by Carlton; Oct 9, 2009 at 12:43 AM.