Oh, so I met this new guy in my gym class that I hate a lot. We were talking, and he is this cocky bastard who's twice my size. We got into a conversation and he said something about short people being bad at everything. (I happen to be tiny, 5'5 105 pounds (I'm 15))
Me: Oh yeah? Bad at everything? I could easily beat you up. (And I probably can, I'm quick and trained in fighting)
Him: *laughs hysterically and walks away*
Me: What? Are you too afraid to fight me?
Him: No, I just find it funny that you said that (Cocky faggot, you really have to meet him to fully understand that.
Me: Okay, fine whatever then, we'll see about that. *I run at him, and throw a fake punch directed at his throat*
Him: *laughs and cuts off, runs away*
I just realized how much this story seems to boost my e-ego. But really, any of these cocky backstards that are like 6 feet tall and think they are the shit piss me off.