Ever heard of these? If so run away, "NOT!"

Can I buy you a "Banana" or do you just want the money?

Your "ear" must be so tired because I've been "spitting" through my "urethra" all night long

Your father must have been a "pro cat walker" because he stole the "spoon" from the "intercontinental ballistic missiles" and put them in your "weanis".

Is it "bio degradable" in here or is it just you?

Do you have a "flamesy?" If no? How about a date?

Look at all those "deoxers" and me with no "wapowers"

Do you have a bandage? Because I skinned my "knuckles" when I "licked" for you.

I may not be the most "moist" guy but I'm the only one talking to you!
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Next set of grammar example things will be up tomorrow
*Edit Lies They are goin up now*