You are all wrong it is the apple friter that is the best pie has nothing on apple friter. The apple fritter was invented by a paraplegic on acid who had this to say " OOOoooOoOOoooo I CAN FEEL THE ALTOID DICE MAN HE WANTS THE KEY THE KEY TO MY VIRGINA" The man then went on to make the apple friter then he snorted some ground up sulfur and skub. He then said this before killing himself" ALL HAIL кустарник Джорджа who went on too изнасилуйте умы тысячи новорожденных младенцев paste" And remember before you go to sleep set out a plate of ramen cookies or else the werpigs of crayola land will tear your subconsciouses a new anus