There once was a sarcophagous warrior who slayed the majestic snuffleupagus, then chewed on his strawberry flavored Gum made of children. After, he said, "You Mad bruh?" then tore off his pubic hairs then used them to force feed his very unfortunate siblings. "THIS IS SPARTA"he said. His foot lifting up with terror, enlightenment and much pleasure BASHED through the TORI of a person called IIluminati. SUDDENLY fire bees devoured his gigantic, throbbing, erect umbrella he contained under his magical skirt. These were the most erotic actions one could ever commit while having 10 million babies forced up his gigantic, gaping asshole while simultaneously fucking his wrinkly grandma. Unfortunately he forgot his grandma had a rather large slipper that she would shove up a giant gaping asshole of his soon to be very broken apart, glass figurine portraying