Played my first two rounds online as Wire Mac (best alt. costume). First was a mirror match where the other guy gave up or something, so that was anticlimactic. Then I bodied a marth, because fuck your sword ima punch you senseless.

Then I watched some little mac matches and realized people are retarded playing as him. So much up b and aerial attacks, these dumb fools are walking into an air game and aren't abusing the super armor. Literally, play little mac like a boxer (goly gee, who woulda thought?), just weave in small hits into a larger follow up. Strong down can be followed up by almost anything at 0-20%, most moves from 20-40%, and give you ground control >40%. And when you have ground control, just abuse super armor. They want to attack you when coming back to the ground? Jokes on you, I ignore launch and get a free smash on you. They try to dodge? Hold the smash until they land for the small window of vulnerability and get a free smash. They try to dodge roll? Assuming you miss the smash on the completely vulnerable falling target, your recovery and dodge roll is fast enough to continue holding ground control. And they'll likely try to capitalize on your recovery, because that's normal. Welp, side smash has super armor, I take 10%, you take 15% and get launched.