Hey guys. I only have time to post this because my mom's giving me a break from sucking her cock. I just thought I'd take a minute while I have the time to tell you how much I suck. (both literally and figuratively)

Since birth, I have been attracted to cock. At the young age of 5 I became a prostitute, giving blow jobs for candy. By age ten I was sucking off 10 guys an hour, and by age 13 I was sucking my way to a 4.0 GPA. At age 15, however, I discovered a whole new way to suck. Toribash.


From very early in my toribash career, I have been sucking. Only the third day after beginning, I was already sucking off hampa for Toricredits. Eventually, however, my suckage transformed into an artform. Some would call it a playing style. ( or lack thereof)

Yes, indeed, I suck big fat donkey cock. Oh, you thought I meant in toribash? No, that one was literal. I also suck pretty hard in toribash too though.

I should really tell you about the time I went ov...WHOOPS! MOM'S CALLING! GOTTA GO!