you don't have to live with her, just spend time together doing your lovey dovey mellow yellow marshmallow love dove romance

share your starbucks expense coffee while sitting in a bench protected by the snow and watch it fall and if you happen to get a snowflake in your coffee top you'll go like omg look it looks just like u and it melts and so she will get pretty weird and you go like no baby no not like that aw and then you hug her with your manly arms and she gets all tight with her fluffy gloves covering her mouth while she blows air to it and so you get a boner and happy because that's all you ever wanted and you start wondering i should take her home so i look like a tru gentleman and so you say hey babe and she looks at you and asks hm? and you say let's go home and watch a movie and she'll accept it and you two are now cozy close and tight in your ikea sofa made of velvet and she feels the smoov groov of the whole ambience with your air wick brise stuff and like she ignores the movie and you start going crazy thinking wtf are you doing girl we're watching an awesome movie and then you realise oh wait we'll have some lovin 2nite so you do it in the sofa, or at least scrub your bodies on each other.

this is a love story