I stow away-
on Santa's sleigh
Crept behind him with a anesthetic vase
Spray him in the face
With a bottle of mace
"That's right, bitch!"
I'm running Christmas today!
I grab the controls and spin that ride around
got to get back and stash this shit back in my town
I hear police reindeer coming up behind me
I throw my lit bong out along with my weed
I get pulled over just over Washington DC
The reindeer go crazy
"That's right its me!"
I pull open my jacket reveling c4,
Blow this world to bits... ._.