There was a man named Kratos, just fell down from a chair and landed in the earth with two immortal blades. And when he stood up, he ripped his jeans off and ran to Mexico because the place was filled with diapers and orange violets. And he was so embarrased that he tried to steals women's underwear just to smell and squeeze her sexy stinky poop that he took from their bag and start to cry like a guy in blackops2, because ofc he is a big baby, that can't wipe his butt by himself. He uses a robot to make his wife jealous of his cleaning products that he bought. And he starts to love them and wich that fine robot ass