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Originally Posted by UberDemon
Do you even lift bro?
If you do happen to lift , I highly doubt you're from Wales, therefore the lifting is irrelevant and you are clearly wasting your time lifting.
Let's say you are from Wales, and you do indeed lift.
In this case, you're still pretty basic. Which will still rank you below the fox on the food chain.
Considering the fact that you rank below the fox on the food chain, you should probably do one of two things.
One, you could always move to Wales, immediately increasing your muscle mass significantly.
Or two, continue what you're doing and end up being cougar prey.
Assuming you go with choice one, you'll probably end up getting married to a strumpet who will make you eat her terrible food and get you fat. In which case you'll have lost everything you've worked for.
Sincerely,
/invade
Also, some food for thought if you haven't already found this :3
Last edited by hanz0; Sep 11, 2013 at 04:26 AM.