One day KingRa7en went on a long journey to brave the dreaded place called school. He conquered the land and plundered it for all it was worth. He returned to find his family had moved to a new, better home, in the land of Official Clans. So, KingRa7en set off to join his companions. During his journey, King was walking along the road when he heard a noise coming from the bushes. He went to see what had made this noise, and to his surprise he found several sloths frolicing in a clearing. They looked like they were having a lot of fun, so KingRa7en decided to stop and play for a while. King played with the sloths, they laughed and had lots of fun together. Then the sun went down, King was tired, so he decided to stay with the sloths for the night. The biggest mistake he'd ever made. King woke up, bound and gagged, locked in cell with absolutely no chance of escape. He sat in his cell for what seemed like days until one night, when he had lost all hope of survival, he heard the sound of the cell door, and smelled the stench of a sloth. One by one, the sloths creeped into the cell, locking the door behind him. Unable to resist them, King was raped by the sloths, and left to die. More days past, King lost track of time. Unwilling to live, he accepted his fate, and closed his eyes for the last time...

Then, suddenly, the door was thrown open, there, in the doorway, stood his family, come to rescue him! They untied him, and together they slayed the dreaded sloths. The end.