Once upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing every snail. Without a minute to think, General Snailenstein shot ave in 5 different places, legs, arms and head. Also, there was a giant balloon in the sky, but no one gave a fuck when it exploded because of the free food in the burger king inside a mcdonalds inside an A&W. Apex's vagina smelt of week-old bacon. Omegadark was on his period, so ethr raided pure and lost. Fuze fuzed with a....uh....ummmm........llama? Turning him into Llama Boy v23... -6587737-45C then he turned soap into a metapod so Pokemon is badass. Jk, it's not. ManlyGiraffe bitch slapped ManlyPotato. Pokemon rules. Derp, it's not a lie. Ferealzies, "Pokemon sucks ass", says the homosexual, which is Soap's sex slave, ManlyPotato, who is really awesome and cool at nothing. "Blarg!" goes fingerz puking random household items like burned's face, no, inferno's face, actually, Burned's face. Fingerz banged everyone's fathers. Inferno pooped shit from his ass, while standing upside, downside, rightside, leftside, and poopy side. Later, an alien FUCKING SHIT. TURRETS EVERYWHERE! "We're doomed!!" Said Toa when he saw the giant santa clause trying to rape Fingerz' Fingers and Soap's ass cheeks. It was good that he shot his asswarts off into inferno's face and even mouth