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[Ethr] The Official Wolid Thread
Wolidism: The Religion



The Rules of Wolidism
  1. Wolid is a Vengful Bitch.
  2. Offending Wolid is punishable by Death
  3. Wolid is your new god
  4. Shoveling makes Wolid cry
  5. Wolid is greater than Chuck Norris X Bruce Lee
  6. Wolid is, in part, Nijia's mother
  7. Those who follow wolid must do so in thier siggy
  8. Wolid is a God of Industry
  9. It is frowned upon to disrespect Wolid's stature and statue.
  10. Wolid's mother is a bitch.
  11. Wolid hates those who misspell Your and You're.
  12. Woolid is Wolid's brother.
  13. Scrub cannot be said in the presence of Wolid.
In Fuze 23:7 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke unto fuze: "Create me, for I am needed."
In Satan 43:1 of the Holy Wible, Wolid spoke of things to come: "For there shall be a non-believer to test thy followers. Raise against and banish the heritic before the coming fire devours all the sinners."


Last edited by InfernoXZ; May 25, 2013 at 01:35 PM.
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