Like, REALLY?
paralysis? lolnope, I move cuz I can, hurrdurrr
People die if they are killed? lolnope, not in SAO
I SHALL OVERCOME SYSTEM WITH THE MIGHTY FORCE OF MY DERP EMOTIONS, I'M SAO JESUS, NEO, WHATEVER (way too op, anyway), HURR FUCKING DURR, CAN'T DIE CUZ I SO.
dat plot armor, what.
Finally dead? lolnope
Hey bro, wanna talk?
Sure
So nigga I made a game, 4k faegs is dead and I dunno why lol, can't remember
lol. no prob then, I guess it can't be helped
I'm going then, HURR DURR SMOKE
herp, we're going just to sit here and die, yeah, whatever.
LOL NOPE, A, A, A STILL ALIVEEEE
>in coma for 2 years
>still able to move, SIT, STAND UP AND WALK
>FUCK LOGIC

What a massive clusterfuck.
Also, I did read about what's going to happen next, how it's explained, all the connections with AW and that tricky 'trauma' system and so on, THAT DOESN'T CHANGE A FACT THAT IT IS STILL RETARDED AS FUCK
Shit Art Online indeed.