Toribash
Only 600 games to go, if you get there before I get 9th dan, you'll get in automatically without even being testes (note that I have 80-ish games to 9th dan). Good luck!

Although, if you want the more boring but easy way, do what aikido said until you get your 2nd dan.
<&Erth> fagm <&Erth> duck <&Erth> *fuck
Fagm duck fuck everyone.