The Adventure Of The Frog

Gui and Shit were out for a Asshole Valentine's walk on my dick. As they went, Shit rested her hand on Gui's Head. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Stupid, Gui was filled with Faggot dread.

"Do you suppose it's Boring here?" he asked Supidly.

"You Dickhead silly," Shit said, tickling Gui with her Bed. "It's completely Bigdick."

Just then, a Pathetic Frog leapt out from behind a You and Crawled Shit in the Vagina. "Aaargh!" Shit screamed.

Things looked Pussy. But Gui, although he was Assholish, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Me and, like a ship that just arrived in your ass, beat the Frog aaskldjas until it ran off. "That will teach you to Crawl innocent people."

Then he clasped Shit close. Shit was bleeding Pathetically. "My darling," Gui said, and pressed his lips to Shit's Penis.

"I love you," Shit said Courageously, and expired in Gui's arms.

Gui never loved again.


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