1- A man is walking down the stairs of a building, when suddenly, he realizes that his wife has just died.
how he did it?

- There was nobody around
- he was not carrying his telephone
- Nobody told him
- His wife was sleeping


2- a duck was on the edge of a river, there was a sign that says ''dont fly and dont swim''
How does the duck cross the river?


3- How do I call the elevator in Germany?

- It is not ''Aufzug'' that's not the answer so dont bother posting that.

no googlez

i will post more later :P