I am quite a fan of Basshunter, this Swedish techno artist. I spent a while listening to his songs before seeking an english translation.
This what I found:
Englsih Translation
BasshunterBoten Anna (English Version) Lyrics:
I know a bot,
her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot
I know a bot,
her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot
That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no Take-over that succeeds
Remember that it's I who know this Bot
The bot that no one else can beat
she kicks when she wants to
she kicks all of the spammers
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot
(Ready for take off)
(Are you ready?)
And then came the day I didn't think was real
The channel was out of control
I never thought I would be so wrong
When Anna said to me
"I'm not a Bot,
I'm a really beautiful girl"
Which is, unluckily, now very strange to me
But nothing needs to be explained
*Because in my eyes, you will always be a bot*
Her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot
That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no Take-over that succeeds
Remember that it's I who know this Bot
The Bot that no one else can beat
And she kicks even if she shouldn't
She gets rid of everyone that "spams"
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot.
I was shocked. It was terrible. For those of you who don't understand Swedish, it is basically a word for word translation. No rhyming and dodgy meaning.
So, I decided to translate it myself, including rhyming and making the meaning as close as possible.
My Translation
Botten Anna-English
I know a bot, here name is Anna, Anna is her name, and she can ban you, ban you all the same.
She cleans up in our channel,
I want to tell you all about the bot I know.
I know a bot, here name is Anna, Anna is her name, and she can ban you, ban you all the same.
She cleans up in our channel,
I want to tell you all about the bot I know.
Who always watches over everyone who's here. And makes sure that we have nothing to fear.
There is nothing that gets past her, just remember it is me who knos the bot.
I bot that no one, no one else can top, and she can kick you because she is a bot.
She gets rid of all the spammers, yes no one can beat our bot.
I know a bot, here name is Anna, Anna is her name, and she can ban you, ban you all the same.
She cleans up in our channel,
I want to tell you all about the bot I know.
Then came the day I never though existed,
the server crashed and then was blacklisted.
I never thought I was so wrong,
But when Anna wrote and said; "I am no bot.
I am a very very pretty girl,
Who now is very lonely in this world."
But there is nothing that needs explaining...
Because in my eyes she will always be a bot.
I know a bot, here name is Anna, Anna is her name, and she can ban you, ban you all the same.
She cleans up in our channel,
I want to tell you all about the bot I know.
Who always watches over everyone who's here. And makes sure that we have nothing to fear.
There is nothing that gets past her, just remember it is me who knos the bot.
I bot that no one, no one else can top, and she can kick you because she is a bot.
She gets rid of all the spammers, yes no one can beat our bot.
This is all my original translation. Done by earphone in ear and pencil in hand.
If you want to see how my English lyrics match up, here's the YouTube of the song.
Just wanted to get a proper translation out there.