cooking with Rutz (56k warning)
Hello everybody, today we'll make Nazi Pasta with Ham and a Cucumber Salad !
First, of course..we need a Kitchen, preferably mine
First off, we're going to cut a spring onion like a bunch of lower lifeforms !
should look like that when you're done.
now for the cucumber...
happy now...
not so much after i sliced it and added a bit of mustard, salt..pepper, various salad spices...vinegar, oil and a tad of soy sauce to it.
now, for the pasta sauce.
We need MEAT, or ham for that matter.
and slice it up good !
after that..finally ! We put noodles into boiling salt water ( you gotta do that pretty soon cause its gonna take a while >_<
more noodles for lulz ( those actually dont take as long so i put them in afterwards )
and then we kill time with beer.
after we drank some, ( approx 2-3 minutes later ) we put some oil into another small pot and heat it up really good and toss the ham into it!
and wait
now here's a cool part..we add alcohol to the ham ! (red wine...cheap ! )
we wait and drink some more
since i'm fairly wasted, i use instant tomato sauce and just whirl it into the boiling ham/wine mix i just created ( i use wine instead of water )
by now, the noodles are done and ready to be saved from their wet tomb
Now here's a tricky part..we try to arrange them in a svastika design ( i horribly failed at that )
and we're almost done ! whirl the sauce once more and pour it over the noodles...serve it with the salad and you're ready to NOM !
Bon Appetit !