The Story of Ni
Once upon a time there lived 5 great warriors. These five did not know of each other untill they all stumbled upon the wonderful land of toribash. When the mystical land was updated to 2.0 A jester by the name of Quanto, and a Mage named Skjef met in a sumo match. During this match, these two retards derived a super awsome move called the ass nuke. Skjef and Emperor Dess already formed an alliance before hand, and so did Quanto and Mighty Silverwind. But all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Warrior PauPau popped out of england's ass and came to join the alliance. When the powerfull 5 joined together, they had troubles deciding what to name this brigade. So they consulted a giant rock named Steve. When we went to consult Steve, he ignored us. So we waited 100 Billion Days and 100 Billion Nights, then gave up and called ourselves "
The Knights Who Say Ni"
THE END
I might make a toon of this if im really bored sometime, but dont get your panties in a bunch waiting for it.
Quanto