I remember when I was a kid with an e-girlfriend. I was the worst white knight you'd ever seen. Fawning over some blubbery cakemonster who ended up betraying the shit out of me and ruining my reputation on that forum. She made some really serious allegations about me. One guy said he'd punch me in the face of he saw me in real life, another girl said that I deserved to be kicked in a corner until I rotted, and some dude said the world would be better off if I weren't in it.

I really hope she's dead or something.

:') ~Red