LOL,stupid morning...
Here..
Phail takes off pants
<Dbuhos>: lol
<Phail>: ALRIGHT
<Dbuhos>: LOL
<Phails_experiment>: PARTEY
<Phail>: TIME FOR SOME EXPERIMENTS
<Tap-Shower>: I'm back
*** Tap-Shower is now known as Tapion
<ShowerSlask>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Phail thrusts
<ShowerSlask>: ARGH!"
<ShowerSlask>: ARGH!
<ShowerSlask>: ARRRRGH!
<Dbuhos>: LMAO
<ShowerSlask>: FFFF!
Phails_experiment chops off Phails Sinep
<S3D>: you came back in bad time :O
<Phail>: :<
<Phails_experiment>: I FEEL USED
<Phails_experiment>: AND DIRTY
<ShowerSlask>: HOW THE FUCK DO I OPEN .DMG IN XP?
Phail goes back to the lab
<ShowerSlask>: Fucking google gives me oracle answers.
Phail cuts the dick off some guy
<Tapion>: I don't know slask.
Phail sticks the dick into a big machine
<Dbuhos>: xD
<Phails_experiment>: Big dicks require big machines
Phail pulls ominous lever whilst screaming "IT'S ALIVE" as lightning strikes in the background.
Phail now has a living dick
<Phail>: fuck.
<Dbuhos>: LOL
<Phails_experiment>: Oshit, Phail, you put it on your head.
<S3D>: omg
<Dbuhos>: OMFG
Phail is now a zombie dickhead