Toribash
By the way, to anyone who genuinely thought I was suggesting movies in my previous post, I was naming movies of games already made. AitD and HotD have already both been produced, directed by Uwe Boll (I hope this name doesn't incur the banhammer). Doom was shit. RE was shit. All of them. SF was hilarious. Since when the fuck was Ryu a cage fighter? Though Zangief had the best one liner in history.

Also, kudos to he who suggested Phantasy Star. The entire original series would make an epic movie series... Though each game (with the exception of the first) would need multiple movies... Even PS2 was pretty large in its eventfulness (even if it seemed simple in the Genesis game).
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.