Toribash
The first Uroboros? That boss is extremely easy... You don't even need to get him in the room. If thats your problem, get Sheva to just wait out of the way.
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.