We are 5 friends and one of our company got drunk and me and another boy was trying to get him in the car.
I braged he's legs and the other guy was pulling him and the drunk one said.
"Yo haxbox(They call me IRL also) what are you doing? you sick fucks want to rape me?!"
And we fucking lol'd.


Another one was while we trying to escape 2 dogs while running.
He told me "Hey stop come back" But the dogs was hunting me so i was like "fuck you".